The Picnic at the Lake

Reto organised the summer picnic at the Greifensee, which means he sent the Outlook invite. Urs brought a whole Bauernbrot. Beat brought 1.2 kg of Gruyère, still vacuum-packed, and a short talk on "ownership." Nobody brought a knife. At 12:15 three grown men are googling how to open cheese.

A two-hand slipjoint with a CPM S45VN blade target, a titanium handle and a nail nick. No lock, no flipper, no drama: it opens the way your grandfather's pocket knife did and folds back the same way. It cuts the bread, the Gruyère, the apples, and the crosses into the Cervelat ends, because a Cervelat without crosses is Pfusch.