
Team-building. You build, they talk.
Offsites in Interlaken, rafts built by workshop, Apéros that start before anything is finished.
What to wear while you fix it.
Everything below was built for exactly this moment. The team will be in a meeting about it. You won't.
CB-05 The Christmas Party Speech
Wear it when the CEO is "stuck at Kloten" and 120 people are waiting for a speech.
HB-08 The Vereinsfest
Wear it when the club festival opens Friday and the tent is still on the truck.
UR-02 The Team Offsite
Wear it when HR has booked a "team-building experience" in a forest above Interlaken.
UR-04 The Picnic at the Lake
Wear it when the team picnic has a 1.2 kg Gruyère, a Bauernbrot and no knife.
UR-05 Apéro Without a Corkscrew
Wear it when Urs organised the Apéro and forgot the one thing an Apéro needs.
UR-06 The Hike With the Team
Wear it when the team hike was planned in PowerPoint and nobody checked the last cable car.
UR-41 The Brainstorming
Wear it when someone says "there are no bad ideas."
Nothing from this line for this one. Somebody else's department.
Which means it's yours anyway. Clear the filter.
For the group chat. Reto is in it.
Screenshot, send, say nothing. He'll work it out eventually. Probably in a meeting.
They had a kickoff for the kickoff. He finished it by Znüni.
Znüni: The 9 o'clock snack. You eat yours standing at the rack.
Reto: "Who's taking the action item?" Everyone: looks at you.
HB-08 · The Vereinsfest