Bürobüezer
Für's Büro, s'Labor und s'Rächezentrum.
Prod is down. The team opened a Teams channel to discuss opening a ticket. He's already in the rack.
- Sortiment
- Ultra-lite plaid · Original plaid
- Am Lager
- 12 pieces
Pressed at the post-mortem.
Plaid for the office, the lab and the hot aisle. Wrinkle-free at 23:40, still sharp at 09:00 when Reto presents your work as "a real team effort."
BB-01 Bestseller Wednesday, Due Friday
Wear it when it's Wednesday, the project is due Friday, and the status report still says "green."
BB-03 Neu The Go-Live
Wear it when the go-live is Saturday and the rollback plan is a Post-it.
BB-12 Neu The Phishing Test
Wear it when IT security sends a test email offering a "free Znüni voucher."
BB-02 Pikett Week
Wear it when it's your on-call week. It's always your on-call week.
BB-04 Friday, 16:55
Wear it when it's 16:55 on a Friday in July and an email titled "Quick one" just landed.
BB-05 The Data Migration
Wear it when 2.4 million customer records move to the new system this weekend, and Beat made the mapping file.
BB-06 The Audit
Wear it when the auditors arrive Monday at 08:00 and the documentation "exists, somewhere."
BB-07 The Excel Macro Nobody Understands
Wear it when payroll runs on a macro written in 2011 by a man who now lives in Ascona.
BB-08 Monday Standup
Wear it when the 15-minute standup starts at 09:00 and ends at 09:55.
BB-09 Change Freeze
Wear it when the change freeze starts on the 20th of December and Urs has a "tiny fix."
BB-10 The Handover From the Guy Who Quit
Wear it when your colleague quit, and his handover fits on one page with room to spare.
BB-11 The Vendor Demo
Wear it when procurement signed the contract the day before the demo.
Nothing in this drawer. Like the action items after the last Sitzig.
Clear the filter and the whole line comes back. Faster than the minutes.
Where it gets worn. Usually by one guy.
Other departments. Same guy doing the work.
He switches from the rack to the barn to the boardroom without changing his attitude. Only the shirt.
CB · Chefbüezer Chefbüezer
Für die, wo de Lade schmeissed.
8 pieces
HB · Hammerbüezer Hammerbüezer
Für d'Werkstatt, de Stall und d'Baustell.
10 pieces
EW · Edelwyss Edelwyss
Für Hochziite, Schwingfeste und de Sunntig.
2 pieces
UR · Uusrüschtig Uusrüschtig
Für alli, wo e Job z'erledige händ.
33 pieces