The Jackhammer Upstairs
Deep focus. With a jackhammer.
Loading. Still faster than procurement.
Fill it yourself. You usually do. Or load the demo order and skip straight to the part where it's done.
Demo: three things in the cart in one click. Faster than raising a ticket.
Nobody packed the gloves. Nobody ever packs the gloves. Lifetime gear, one click each.
Deep focus. With a jackhammer.
Everyone's moving. I'm carrying.
Dirty work? It ends up with me anyway.
80 metres of cable. No quote needed.
First snow. Summer tyres. Of course.
Lean Day. Reto takes the photo.
He screwed it up. I clean up.
Anyone can write a Post-it.
Urs is on the phone. On speaker.
Hotline: Vivaldi. Solution: me.
Pouring concrete at half past four. In December.
Beat flies in. I walk the wall.
BB-01 Bestseller Wear it when it's Wednesday, the project is due Friday, and the status report still says "green."
CB-01 Bestseller Wear it when you walk into a room full of people who read the summary, and you read the whole thing.
HB-01 Bestseller Wear it when it's 6 a.m., the concrete truck is here, and the subcontractor is "on his way."
UR-11 Bestseller Wear it when the client is coming to "have a look."