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Shirts for the office, the site and the boardroom, plus gear that outlasts the reorg. Filter by line, by thing, or by the situation you're about to fix yourself.
BB-01 Bestseller Wednesday, Due Friday
Wear it when it's Wednesday, the project is due Friday, and the status report still says "green."
CB-01 Bestseller The Smartest Man in the Room
Wear it when you walk into a room full of people who read the summary, and you read the whole thing.
HB-01 Bestseller Monday, 6 A.M.
Wear it when it's 6 a.m., the concrete truck is here, and the subcontractor is "on his way."
EW-01 Signature Your Cousin's Wedding
Wear it when you're invited as a guest. For about 40 minutes.
UR-11 Bestseller The Client Site Visit
Wear it when the client is coming to "have a look."
BB-03 Neu The Go-Live
Wear it when the go-live is Saturday and the rollback plan is a Post-it.
CB-02 The Board Presentation
Wear it when the board wants "the real numbers," and Reto's deck has 40 slides and none of them.
HB-02 The Site Inspection
Wear it when the final inspection is tomorrow and the defect list is longer than the building.
EW-02 Neu Sunday Lunch at the In-Laws
Wear it when lunch is at 12:00 sharp and the Wi-Fi, the oven clock and the TV are somehow all your job.
UR-10 Neu The Delivery That Came Early
Wear it when the delivery booked for Thursday arrives on Tuesday at 06:10.
BB-12 Neu The Phishing Test
Wear it when IT security sends a test email offering a "free Znüni voucher."
CB-03 The Reorg
Wear it when HR announces the third "new strategic direction" this year.
HB-03 Somebody Else's Pfusch
Wear it when the last guy "fixed" it.
UR-01 Procurement Ordered the Wrong Part
Wear it when the part arrives in 14 layers of plastic, and it's the wrong part.
BB-02 Pikett Week
Wear it when it's your on-call week. It's always your on-call week.
CB-04 Hiring Day
Wear it when six candidates are coming in today and the panel prepared by forwarding the invite.
HB-04 Calving at 3 A.M.
Wear it when the cow decides it's tonight and the neighbour promised to keep an eye on the barn camera.
UR-02 The Team Offsite
Wear it when HR has booked a "team-building experience" in a forest above Interlaken.
BB-04 Friday, 16:55
Wear it when it's 16:55 on a Friday in July and an email titled "Quick one" just landed.
CB-05 The Christmas Party Speech
Wear it when the CEO is "stuck at Kloten" and 120 people are waiting for a speech.
HB-05 Hay Before the Rain
Wear it when MeteoSchweiz says rain at 16:00 and three hectares of hay are still lying in the field.
UR-03 The Zip Tie Nobody Cut
Wear it when the new rack has been strapped to its pallet since Tuesday, and nobody owns the zip ties.
BB-05 The Data Migration
Wear it when 2.4 million customer records move to the new system this weekend, and Beat made the mapping file.
CB-06 The Steering Committee
Wear it when the steering committee meets for the ninth time to decide whether to decide.
HB-06 Inventory Day
Wear it when it's year-end inventory and the system is more optimistic than the shelves.
UR-04 The Picnic at the Lake
Wear it when the team picnic has a 1.2 kg Gruyère, a Bauernbrot and no knife.
BB-06 The Audit
Wear it when the auditors arrive Monday at 08:00 and the documentation "exists, somewhere."
CB-07 The Budget Meeting
Wear it when finance wants a 12 % cut across the board, and "the board" means your team.
HB-07 Moving Day
Wear it when your friend is moving out of a fourth-floor flat with no lift, and six people promised to help.
UR-05 Apéro Without a Corkscrew
Wear it when Urs organised the Apéro and forgot the one thing an Apéro needs.
BB-07 The Excel Macro Nobody Understands
Wear it when payroll runs on a macro written in 2011 by a man who now lives in Ascona.
CB-08 The Investor Visit
Wear it when the investors want to see the factory and Reto wants to show them a video of the factory.
HB-08 The Vereinsfest
Wear it when the club festival opens Friday and the tent is still on the truck.
UR-06 The Hike With the Team
Wear it when the team hike was planned in PowerPoint and nobody checked the last cable car.
BB-08 Monday Standup
Wear it when the 15-minute standup starts at 09:00 and ends at 09:55.
HB-09 The Apprentice's First Week
Wear it when the new Stift starts Monday and the training plan says "he'll watch."
UR-07 Unboxing Day
Wear it when 36 new laptops are stacked in reception and the rollout plan says "IT will coordinate."
BB-09 Change Freeze
Wear it when the change freeze starts on the 20th of December and Urs has a "tiny fix."
HB-10 The Ladder Nobody Holds
Wear it when the façade sensor needs fitting and everybody on site is busy watching.
UR-08 The Weekend Project
Wear it when your neighbour needs "just a quick hand" with the garden shed he bought in March.
BB-10 The Handover From the Guy Who Quit
Wear it when your colleague quit, and his handover fits on one page with room to spare.
UR-09 The Conference Badges
Wear it when registration opens at 08:00 and the 240 name badges arrived as uncut A3 sheets.
BB-11 The Vendor Demo
Wear it when procurement signed the contract the day before the demo.
UR-12 The Summer Site
Wear it when it's 34 °C on site and the heat memo came from an air-conditioned office in Zug.
UR-13 The Winter Site
Wear it when it's minus 11 at 06:30 and the container heater is "on order."
UR-14 The Fog on the Site
Wear it when the Nebel hasn't lifted since Tuesday and everyone on site needs the same man.
UR-21 The Kickoff Meeting
Wear it when someone says "let's start with a quick round of introductions."
UR-22 The Night Shift
Wear it when line 2 stops at 23:40 and the service contract says "48 working hours."
UR-23 The Sunset Pour
Wear it when Reto booked the concrete pump for 16:30. In December.
UR-24 The Dam Inspection
Wear it when the annual dam check is at 1,900 metres and the consultant arrives by helicopter.
UR-31 Somebody Else's Project
Wear it when you inherit a project, sharp edges and all.
UR-32 The Dirty Work
Wear it when the team "delegates."
UR-33 The Office Move
Wear it when the reorg moves 60 people two floors up and "everyone packs their own desk."
UR-34 The Cable Tray
Wear it when 80 metres of fibre need to go through the ceiling and procurement wants three quotes.
UR-35 The First Snow
Wear it when it snows in November and the company van still has summer tyres.
UR-36 Scrap Metal Day
Wear it when the yard gets cleared once a year and management calls it "Lean Day."
UR-37 The Fire Drill
Wear it when the alarm goes off mid-Sitzig and nobody gets up.
UR-38 The Post-it on the Sink
Wear it when the office kitchen sink has been blocked since Tuesday and has four Post-its on it.
UR-41 The Brainstorming
Wear it when someone says "there are no bad ideas."
UR-42 Urs Is on Speaker
Wear it when Urs takes every call on speaker, at the desk next to yours.
UR-43 The Jackhammer Upstairs
Wear it when the renovation upstairs starts at 07:00 and Beat booked the room below for "Deep Focus."
UR-51 The Deadline
Wear it when the timeline is slipping. It's always slipping.
UR-52 The Client Dinner
Wear it when the client dinner is at 19:30 and you're seated next to the bread basket.
UR-53 The Day Trip to Milan
Wear it when the client meeting is in Milan at 11:00 and the travel plan fell apart at Zürich HB.
UR-54 The Twelve-Hour Day
Wear it when your calendar goes site, Sitzig, site, and Reto's says "Fokuszeit."
Nothing matches. Same output as the last steering committee.
This combination doesn't exist yet. You could wait for Patrick to find a supplier, or remove a filter. We'd remove a filter.
Don't know what you need? You know what's coming.
Every product is named after the moment you'll need it. Start with the moment. The team is still in the Sitzig deciding which one it is.
- Deadline Due Friday. Status: green. 13 pieces
- Sitzig Where Büez goes to die. 15 pieces
- Pikett It's always your week. 9 pieces
- Baustell He's "on his way." Since Friday. 21 pieces
- Reorg New org chart. Same three people. 15 pieces
- Teamevent Team-building. You build, they talk. 7 pieces
- Familie & Fest Guest for 40 minutes. Then the boss. 5 pieces