Where Büez goes to die.
Board meetings, kickoffs, workshops, steering committees. Two hours, zero decisions, and one man who read the appendix.
What to wear while you fix it.
Everything below was built for exactly this moment. The team will be in a meeting about it. You won't.
BB-08 Monday Standup
Wear it when the 15-minute standup starts at 09:00 and ends at 09:55.
CB-01 Bestseller The Smartest Man in the Room
Wear it when you walk into a room full of people who read the summary, and you read the whole thing.
UR-09 The Conference Badges
Wear it when registration opens at 08:00 and the 240 name badges arrived as uncut A3 sheets.
BB-11 The Vendor Demo
Wear it when procurement signed the contract the day before the demo.
CB-02 The Board Presentation
Wear it when the board wants "the real numbers," and Reto's deck has 40 slides and none of them.
UR-21 The Kickoff Meeting
Wear it when someone says "let's start with a quick round of introductions."
CB-06 The Steering Committee
Wear it when the steering committee meets for the ninth time to decide whether to decide.
UR-37 The Fire Drill
Wear it when the alarm goes off mid-Sitzig and nobody gets up.
CB-07 The Budget Meeting
Wear it when finance wants a 12 % cut across the board, and "the board" means your team.
UR-41 The Brainstorming
Wear it when someone says "there are no bad ideas."
CB-08 The Investor Visit
Wear it when the investors want to see the factory and Reto wants to show them a video of the factory.
UR-42 Urs Is on Speaker
Wear it when Urs takes every call on speaker, at the desk next to yours.
UR-43 The Jackhammer Upstairs
Wear it when the renovation upstairs starts at 07:00 and Beat booked the room below for "Deep Focus."
UR-52 The Client Dinner
Wear it when the client dinner is at 19:30 and you're seated next to the bread basket.
UR-53 The Day Trip to Milan
Wear it when the client meeting is in Milan at 11:00 and the travel plan fell apart at Zürich HB.
Nothing from this line for this one. Somebody else's department.
Which means it's yours anyway. Clear the filter.
For the group chat. Reto is in it.
Screenshot, send, say nothing. He'll work it out eventually. Probably in a meeting.
@chrampfe The consultant billed CHF 18,000 to tell them what you said in March.
BB-08 · Monday Standup
@chrampfe "Let's take this offline." Translation: you'll do it tonight.
CB-01 · The Smartest Man in the Room