Uusrüschtig
Für alli, wo e Job z'erledige händ.
Lifetime gear. It outlasts every reorg, every "new strategic direction," and Reto.
- Sortiment
- Knives · Hard hats · Glasses · Gloves · Hearing · Belts
- Am Lager
- 33 pieces
Seven drawers. All labelled.
Unlike the shared drive. Pick a drawer, or scroll down for the whole toolbox.
10 StkMässer
KnivesS30V and titanium. Lasts longer than any reorg.
4 StkHelm
Hard hatsOlive, desert tan, tundra, signal red. White is for people who point.
4 StkBrülle
Safety glassesSomeone on this project needs the Durchblick.
6 StkHändsche
GlovesFor the sharp edges of somebody else's project.
2 StkEinweghändsche
Disposable glovesFor the dirty work the team "delegated."
3 StkGehörschutz
Hearing protectionBlocks angle grinders and the phrase "let's park that."
4 StkGurt
BeltsIt holds. Unlike the timeline.
The whole toolbox.
Outlasts the reorg. Titanium, S30V, full-grain leather and EN-rated PPE. You buy it once. Unlike the consultants.
UR-11 Bestseller The Client Site Visit
Wear it when the client is coming to "have a look."
UR-10 Neu The Delivery That Came Early
Wear it when the delivery booked for Thursday arrives on Tuesday at 06:10.
UR-01 Procurement Ordered the Wrong Part
Wear it when the part arrives in 14 layers of plastic, and it's the wrong part.
UR-02 The Team Offsite
Wear it when HR has booked a "team-building experience" in a forest above Interlaken.
UR-03 The Zip Tie Nobody Cut
Wear it when the new rack has been strapped to its pallet since Tuesday, and nobody owns the zip ties.
UR-04 The Picnic at the Lake
Wear it when the team picnic has a 1.2 kg Gruyère, a Bauernbrot and no knife.
UR-05 Apéro Without a Corkscrew
Wear it when Urs organised the Apéro and forgot the one thing an Apéro needs.
UR-06 The Hike With the Team
Wear it when the team hike was planned in PowerPoint and nobody checked the last cable car.
UR-07 Unboxing Day
Wear it when 36 new laptops are stacked in reception and the rollout plan says "IT will coordinate."
UR-08 The Weekend Project
Wear it when your neighbour needs "just a quick hand" with the garden shed he bought in March.
UR-09 The Conference Badges
Wear it when registration opens at 08:00 and the 240 name badges arrived as uncut A3 sheets.
UR-12 The Summer Site
Wear it when it's 34 °C on site and the heat memo came from an air-conditioned office in Zug.
UR-13 The Winter Site
Wear it when it's minus 11 at 06:30 and the container heater is "on order."
UR-14 The Fog on the Site
Wear it when the Nebel hasn't lifted since Tuesday and everyone on site needs the same man.
UR-21 The Kickoff Meeting
Wear it when someone says "let's start with a quick round of introductions."
UR-22 The Night Shift
Wear it when line 2 stops at 23:40 and the service contract says "48 working hours."
UR-23 The Sunset Pour
Wear it when Reto booked the concrete pump for 16:30. In December.
UR-24 The Dam Inspection
Wear it when the annual dam check is at 1,900 metres and the consultant arrives by helicopter.
UR-31 Somebody Else's Project
Wear it when you inherit a project, sharp edges and all.
UR-32 The Dirty Work
Wear it when the team "delegates."
UR-33 The Office Move
Wear it when the reorg moves 60 people two floors up and "everyone packs their own desk."
UR-34 The Cable Tray
Wear it when 80 metres of fibre need to go through the ceiling and procurement wants three quotes.
UR-35 The First Snow
Wear it when it snows in November and the company van still has summer tyres.
UR-36 Scrap Metal Day
Wear it when the yard gets cleared once a year and management calls it "Lean Day."
UR-37 The Fire Drill
Wear it when the alarm goes off mid-Sitzig and nobody gets up.
UR-38 The Post-it on the Sink
Wear it when the office kitchen sink has been blocked since Tuesday and has four Post-its on it.
UR-41 The Brainstorming
Wear it when someone says "there are no bad ideas."
UR-42 Urs Is on Speaker
Wear it when Urs takes every call on speaker, at the desk next to yours.
UR-43 The Jackhammer Upstairs
Wear it when the renovation upstairs starts at 07:00 and Beat booked the room below for "Deep Focus."
UR-51 The Deadline
Wear it when the timeline is slipping. It's always slipping.
UR-52 The Client Dinner
Wear it when the client dinner is at 19:30 and you're seated next to the bread basket.
UR-53 The Day Trip to Milan
Wear it when the client meeting is in Milan at 11:00 and the travel plan fell apart at Zürich HB.
UR-54 The Twelve-Hour Day
Wear it when your calendar goes site, Sitzig, site, and Reto's says "Fokuszeit."
Nothing in this drawer. Like the action items after the last Sitzig.
Clear the filter and the whole line comes back. Faster than the minutes.
Where it gets worn. Usually by one guy.
Other departments. Same guy doing the work.
He switches from the rack to the barn to the boardroom without changing his attitude. Only the shirt.
BB · Bürobüezer Bürobüezer
Für's Büro, s'Labor und s'Rächezentrum.
12 pieces
CB · Chefbüezer Chefbüezer
Für die, wo de Lade schmeissed.
8 pieces
HB · Hammerbüezer Hammerbüezer
Für d'Werkstatt, de Stall und d'Baustell.
10 pieces
EW · Edelwyss Edelwyss
Für Hochziite, Schwingfeste und de Sunntig.
2 pieces