Membership requirement: you already did it.
The loyalty programme for men who don't need one. Points for things you did yourself. Nothing for meetings attended.
Chef
You did it, and you signed for it.
170 Pünkt to Sälbermacher. 83 % of the way. Further than most projects get.
+97 Pünkt pending. Credited when the parcel ships, not when someone "aligns" on it.
Sälbermacher Club Not transferable. Especially not to Reto.
Four tiers. No shortcuts.
- 01 Erledigt
Büezer
Ab dem erste FrankeYou did it. Nobody noticed.
- Free shipping from CHF 120.–
- One email a month. No "quick sync."
- Your order history, without asking anyone for it
- 02 Erledigt
Vorarbeiter
Ab 250 PünktYou did it, and you showed the new guy how. He took notes. Then he lost them.
Everything before, plus:- Free shipping on everything
- New drops 24 hours before everyone else
- A Znüni voucher on your birthday, CHF 10.–
- 03 Du bisch da
Chef
Ab 750 PünktYou did it, and you signed for it.
Everything before, plus:- Free return pickup. We come to you.
- New drops 48 hours early
- Free sharpening for Uusrüschtig knives, for life
- Support that answers on the first try
- 04
Sälbermacher
Ab 1’750 PünktYou already did it. Before the kickoff.
Everything before, plus:- Your initials inside the collar. Only you will know. That's the point.
- Drops that never go public
- A direct line to the warehouse. One guy. He also does it himself.
- No surveys. Ever.
170 Pünkt to go.
How you earn
- Every franc you spend yourselfNo purchase order. No Patrick.
- 1 per CHF
- Write a reviewWithout a meeting about the review.
- +50
- Use the size guide, order the right sizeMeasure yourself. Nobody else will.
- +25
- Return something with one formOne form. No meeting. We reward that.
- +10
- Bring the one colleague who deserves itThere is exactly one.
- +100
- Attend a SitzigMeetings earn nothing. Same as at work.
- 0
Things you did yourself
- 09.11.2026 Ordered before the stand-up. CH-2026-08291 +97 ausstehend
- 04.11.2026 Ordered on a Wednesday, 23:41. CH-2026-08213 +178
- 21.10.2026 Reviewed HB-01. Three sentences, all of them useful. +50
- 13.10.2026 Ordered from the site at 06:12. CH-2026-07760 +285
- 17.09.2026 Attended a three-hour "alignment." Same outcome as the points. 0
- 02.09.2026 Brought one colleague. The one who deserves it. +100
- 28.08.2026 Ordered during Pikett, 02:31. CH-2026-05902 +456
- 10.06.2026 Measured yourself with the size guide. Right size, first try. +25
- 04.06.2026 Returned CH-2026-03518 with one form. +10
- 03.06.2026 Ordered the exchange. CH-2026-03544 +148
- 20.03.2026 Reviewed EW-01. "Ran the sound. Shirt held." +50
- 10.03.2026 First order. Bought it yourself, like everything else. CH-2026-01207 +278
Five rules. No amendments.
Membership requirement: you already did it.
Nobody applies. You show up, already done.
Meetings earn nothing.
Not even the ones with gipfeli.
Points can't be delegated.
Reto asked. Twice.
Points don't expire.
Unlike every deadline on Reto's project plan, quietly.
Titles don't count.
Tiers go by work done. What it says on your badge is irrelevant here.
Questions nobody needed a meeting for
Can I skip a tier?
No. Every Sälbermacher started as a Büezer. Most of them still sign for the concrete truck.
Can Reto join?
Technically, yes. He's been "about to sign up" since March.
What if I stop ordering for a while?
Nothing. Your tier stays. You earned it, and we don't do performance reviews.