HB · Hammerbüezer SKU HB-03

Somebody Else's Pfusch

Performance flannel · Heu / Anthrazit

Wear it when the last guy "fixed" it.

Duct tape on a water pipe, silicone over everything, and wiring color-coded by vibes. You've seen it all, and today you get to see it again.

Brushed flannel for the second pass, the one where it gets done properly. It breathes when you crawl under the sink, stays tucked when you bend, and looks presentable when the client asks why it costs more.

Performance-FlanellFensterkaro2 Pattentaschen Pfusch korrigiert: 100 %

Farbe · Heu / Anthrazit

Grösse Noch offen

CHF 99.– EUR 105,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 21.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

Pfusch? Nöd mit mir.

Botched work? Not on my watch.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Baustell

Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · HB-03

Material: Gebürstete Lyocell-Polyester-Mischung (Zielwert)
Gewicht: ca. 210 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt: Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten: Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege: Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe: Heu / Anthrazit
Grössen: S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie: HB · Hammerbüezer
Artikel: HB-03
Sitzige nötig: 0

Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Polyester

The part that keeps its shape.

Blended in for structure and quick drying. It is why the shirt still looks like a shirt at the end of a long day.

Gebürstet

Flannel feel, technical fibre.

The surface is brushed so it feels soft and warm like flannel, without the weight of heavy cotton.

Gewicht

ca. 210 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 210 g is flannel territory, for 6 a.m. starts. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

UrsReply-all

Agree.
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PatrickProcurement

Supplier 14 has the same thing in nylon and in yellow. Ordered.
Quote 13 of 26 · the cheapest
RetoProject lead

Great initiative. I'll mention it in the steering committee as a team effort.
Teams · 18:19

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · HB-03

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

Grösse	Brust (cm)	Länge (cm)	Ärmel (cm)
S	88–94	74	63
M	95–101	76	64
L	102–108	78	65
XL	109–115	80	66
XXL	116–122	82	67

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

Brust
Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.
Länge
Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.
Ärmel
Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

Somebody Else's Pfusch

What it's made of.

Spec sheet · HB-03

Wood, not oil.

The part that keeps its shape.

Flannel feel, technical fibre.

ca. 210 g/m² (Zielwert).

Wash, hang, done.

Regular oder Slim.

What the team said.

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

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