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Apéro Without a Corkscrew

Two-hand carabiner multi-tool, M390 · Titan, gestrahlt

Wear it when Urs organised the Apéro and forgot the one thing an Apéro needs.

The Apéro celebrates the go-live you did alone. Urs organised it: six bottles of Fendant, a Plättli from the Coop and no corkscrew. Reto gives an 11-minute speech thanking "the whole team," while 14 people stare at a vacuum-sealed Bündnerfleisch.

A two-hand carabiner multi-tool in bead-blasted titanium, built around a Böhler M390 blade target, Austrian powder steel. It slices Bündnerfleisch thinner than Reto's speech. It has no corkscrew either. It has a bottle opener, which is why the Apéro switched to beer at 17:12.

Böhler M390Titan Grade 5Zweihand Umstieg auf Bier: 17:12
Farbe · Titan, gestrahlt
GrösseEinheitsgrösse

One size. Fits any pocket, including the one where other men keep their excuses.

CHF 259.– EUR 269,00 · inkl. MwSt.

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Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
Kei Zapfezieher? Dänn halt Bier.
No corkscrew? Beer it is.
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GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
Stahl · Steel

Steel, titanium, and the fine print.

What the numbers on the spec sheet mean, and what they don't.

Spec sheet · UR-05

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · UR-05 OK
Klinge
Böhler M390 (Zielstahl)
Griff
Titan Ti-6Al-4V, Grade 5 (Ziel)
Oberfläche
Gestrahlt
Öffnung
Zweihand, manuell. Kein Einhandmesser.
Arretierung
In Entwicklung
Extras
Karabiner, Flaschenöffner. Nicht zum Klettern.
Härte
58–62 HRC (Zielwert)
Masse
Klingenlänge, Gewicht: in Prüfung
Garantie
Lebenslang (geplant)
Farbe
Titan, gestrahlt
Grösse
Einheitsgrösse
Linie
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Böhler M390

Austrian powder steel.

A powder-metallurgy stainless steel from Böhler in Kapfenberg. High chromium and vanadium: very good edge retention, very good corrosion resistance, and it takes a fine polish.

Titan

Ti-6Al-4V.

The titanium alloy used for aircraft parts and implants. About 40 % lighter than steel for the same volume, and it does not rust. It picks up a patina of scratches, which is how you can tell it's been used.

Garantie

For as long as you own it. Planned.

The plan: defects in material and workmanship are covered. The final terms are written before launch and will be in the AGB. Prying, throwing, losing it, and lending it to Patrick will not be defects.

Pflege

Dry, oiled, sharp.

Wipe it dry after use, a drop of oil on the pivot now and then, sharpen at a steady angle. Not in the dishwasher.

Unterwegs

Carry rules differ by country.

Switzerland, Germany and Austria regulate knives differently, and the rules change. Germany, for example, restricts carrying locking one-hand knives in public without a legitimate reason such as work (§ 42a WaffG). Check where you are before you travel.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • BeatExternal consultant

    Let's start with a quick round of introductions.

    Billed 4 h · CHF 960.–
  • PatrickProcurement

    Supplier B has a knife for CHF 4.50. It's a spoon, but close.

    Quote 12 of 24 · the cheapest
  • RetoProject lead

    Good call. Can you also open the delivery from the last supplier? It's been in the corridor since March.

    Teams · 18:51

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

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