HB · Hammerbüezer SKU HB-10

The Ladder Nobody Holds

Ripstop work shirt · Wüestesand hell

Wear it when the façade sensor needs fitting and everybody on site is busy watching.

Winterthur, Tuesday, 07:30. Beat is doing a "safety walk" with a clipboard. The client's project manager is filming for LinkedIn. Reto is on a call about the delay. Three men within five metres of one ladder, and none of them at the bottom. You tie it off, set it at 75 degrees and fit the sensor yourself before Znüni. Beat's report later lists "unsecured ladder" as a finding.

Pale desert tan ripstop with a reinforced grid, made for climbing past people who are watching. Two magnetic flap pockets keep the screws and the phone where they belong on the way up. In the client's video the tan almost disappears against the façade, so it looks like the sensor installed itself. The caption says "teamwork."

Ripstop2 PattentaschenMagnetverschluss Leiter gehalten: 0×

Farbe · Wüestesand hell

Grösse Noch offen

CHF 109.– EUR 115,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 11.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

Drüü Manne. Keine hebt d'Leitere.

Three men. Nobody holds the ladder.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Baustell

Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · HB-10

Material: Ripstop, Polyester / Lyocell (Zielwert)
Gewicht: ca. 150 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt: Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten: Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege: Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe: Wüestesand hell
Grössen: S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie: HB · Hammerbüezer
Artikel: HB-10
Sitzige nötig: 0

Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Polyester

The part that keeps its shape.

Blended in for structure and quick drying. It is why the shirt still looks like a shirt at the end of a long day.

Ripstop

A grid against small tears.

Stronger yarns are woven in at regular intervals. A small tear stops at the next line of the grid instead of running. Rebar remains rebar.

Gewicht

ca. 150 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 150 g is an everyday shirt weight. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

RetoProject lead

I'd have picked the same shirt. I just didn't pick it.
Teams · 22:17
BeatExternal consultant

Before you commit, I'd suggest a three-month assessment of your current wardrobe.
Billed 4 h · CHF 960.–
PatrickProcurement

I ordered 40 in size S. They were cheaper.
Quote 6 of 28 · the cheapest

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · HB-10

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

Grösse	Brust (cm)	Länge (cm)	Ärmel (cm)
S	88–94	74	63
M	95–101	76	64
L	102–108	78	65
XL	109–115	80	66
XXL	116–122	82	67

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

Brust
Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.
Länge
Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.
Ärmel
Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

The Ladder Nobody Holds

What it's made of.

Spec sheet · HB-10

Wood, not oil.

The part that keeps its shape.

A grid against small tears.

ca. 150 g/m² (Zielwert).

Wash, hang, done.

Regular oder Slim.

What the team said.

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

Monday, 6 A.M.

The Site Inspection

Somebody Else's Pfusch

Inventory Day