The Zip Tie Nobody Cut: Two-hand carabiner multi-tool, S35VN, Titan, stonewashed

UR · Uusrüschtig SKU UR-03

The Zip Tie Nobody Cut

Two-hand carabiner multi-tool, S35VN · Titan, stonewashed

Wear it when the new rack has been strapped to its pallet since Tuesday, and nobody owns the zip ties.

The new server rack arrived Tuesday at 07:40, strapped to its pallet with 52 zip ties. Facilities says cutting them is an IT task. IT says the pallet belongs to Facilities. Reto opened a ticket to clarify ownership, and Beat proposed a RACI matrix, billed in quarter hours. Friday, 16:50: you cut the zip ties.

A carabiner multi-tool with a CPM S35VN blade target and a Grade 5 titanium frame. It opens with two hands, like a tool, not a toy. The stonewashed finish hides the scratches from every pallet you unpacked for somebody else, and the bottle opener is for Feierabig, which starts the moment the rack is in.

CPM S35VNTitan Grade 5Zweihand RACI-Matrix: übersprungen

Farbe · Titan, stonewashed

GrösseEinheitsgrösse

One size. Fits any pocket, including the one where other men keep their excuses.

CHF 209.– EUR 219,00 · inkl. MwSt.

Free shipping. You're already above CHF 120.–

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

52 Kabelbinder. Kei Ticket.

52 zip ties. No ticket.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Pikett Reorg

Stahl · Steel

Steel, titanium, and the fine print.

What the numbers on the spec sheet mean, and what they don't.

Spec sheet · UR-03

Klinge: CPM S35VN (Zielstahl)
Griff: Titan Ti-6Al-4V, Grade 5 (Ziel)
Oberfläche: Stonewashed
Öffnung: Zweihand, manuell. Kein Einhandmesser.
Arretierung: In Entwicklung
Extras: Karabiner, Flaschenöffner. Nicht zum Klettern.
Härte: 58–61 HRC (Zielwert)
Masse: Klingenlänge, Gewicht: in Prüfung
Garantie: Lebenslang (geplant)
Farbe: Titan, stonewashed
Grösse: Einheitsgrösse
Linie: UR · Uusrüschtig
Artikel: UR-03
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CPM S35VN

S30V, refined.

Crucible's update of S30V with a little niobium for a finer grain. A touch tougher and easier to sharpen, with much the same edge retention.

Titan

Ti-6Al-4V.

The titanium alloy used for aircraft parts and implants. About 40 % lighter than steel for the same volume, and it does not rust. It picks up a patina of scratches, which is how you can tell it's been used.

Garantie

For as long as you own it. Planned.

The plan: defects in material and workmanship are covered. The final terms are written before launch and will be in the AGB. Prying, throwing, losing it, and lending it to Patrick will not be defects.

Pflege

Dry, oiled, sharp.

Wipe it dry after use, a drop of oil on the pivot now and then, sharpen at a steady angle. Not in the dishwasher.

Unterwegs

Carry rules differ by country.

Switzerland, Germany and Austria regulate knives differently, and the rules change. Germany, for example, restricts carrying locking one-hand knives in public without a legitimate reason such as work (§ 42a WaffG). Check where you are before you travel.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

UrsReply-all

Reply all: who took the scissors from the third floor.
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RetoProject lead

Can we set up a quick alignment on who is allowed to open boxes?
Teams · 21:37
BeatExternal consultant

In my framework this falls under "tools." Half a day to confirm.
Billed 0,5 h · CHF 120.–