The Excel Macro Nobody Understands
Ultra-lite plaid · Salbei / Weiss
Wear it when payroll runs on a macro written in 2011 by a man who now lives in Ascona.
Hanspeter wrote Lohnlauf_NEU_2011.xlsm, protected it with his dog's name and retired to Ticino. IT says the macro is "business-owned." The business says it's "an IT topic." That Gschwätz has been running since 2016. Beat proposes a new platform, starting with an 18-month discovery phase. Payroll is on the 25th and 180 people would like to be paid. You crack the password on the third try. It was Bello. Then you read 4,000 lines of VBA.
A pale sage plaid, calm enough for a man reading code comments in Bernese German. The chest pocket holds the only documentation this macro will ever have: your notes. The lens cloth is for Hanspeter's favourite font size, which is 8. On the 25th everyone gets paid, and Reto calls it "a quick win."
Pick a size first. Patrick would just guess.
CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.
S'Makro lauft. Niemer weiss wieso. 
