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Pikett Week: Ultra-lite plaid, Weiss / Hellblau
BB · Bürobüezer SKU BB-02

Pikett Week

Ultra-lite plaid · Weiss / Hellblau

Wear it when it's your on-call week. It's always your on-call week.

Prod went down at 02:13. The escalation chain went to voicemail, then to "Out of office: ski week in Verbier." You're in the server room by 02:40.

An ultra-lite micro-check that breathes in the hot aisle and still looks pressed at the 09:00 post-mortem, where the team agrees that "communication could be improved." It could. They could start by answering the phone.

Ultra-liteMicro-checkBrillentuch Eskalationskette: du
Farbe · Weiss / Hellblau
Grösse Noch offen
CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
Pikett? Logisch ich. Wer süscht.
On call? Me, obviously. Who else.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
Pikett
Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · BB-02

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · BB-02 OK
Material
Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht
ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt
Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten
Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege
Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe
Weiss / Hellblau
Grössen
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie
BB · Bürobüezer
Artikel
BB-02
Sitzige nötig
0
Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 105 g is ultra-light, for hot days and hot aisles. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • PatrickProcurement

    The cheaper supplier delivers in eight weeks. Approved.

    Quote 13 of 31 · the cheapest
  • BeatExternal consultant

    Before you commit, I'd suggest a three-month assessment of your current wardrobe.

    Billed 0,5 h · CHF 120.–
  • UrsReply-all

    Agree that prod is down. Replying all to the outage mail.

    Reply all · 291 recipients

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Passt dazue

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

It's always your week. You'll need more than one thing.

The Go-Live: Ultra-lite plaid, Nachtblau / Milch BB-03 Neu

The Go-Live

Wear it when the go-live is Saturday and the rollback plan is a Post-it.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
The Data Migration: Ultra-lite plaid, Taubenblau / Grau BB-05

The Data Migration

Wear it when 2.4 million customer records move to the new system this weekend, and Beat made the mapping file.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
Change Freeze: Ultra-lite plaid, Hellblau / Grau BB-09

Change Freeze

Wear it when the change freeze starts on the 20th of December and Urs has a "tiny fix."

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
The Phishing Test: Original plaid, Blau / Weiss BB-12 Neu

The Phishing Test

Wear it when IT security sends a test email offering a "free Znüni voucher."

Bürobüezer · Original plaidCHF 89.–
Grössentabelle · BB-02

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

GrösseBrust (cm)Länge (cm)Ärmel (cm)
S88–947463
M95–1017664
L102–1087865
XL109–1158066
XXL116–1228267

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

  1. Brust

    Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.

  2. Länge

    Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

  3. Ärmel

    Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.
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