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The Go-Live: Ultra-lite plaid, Nachtblau / Milch
BB · Bürobüezer SKU BB-03 Neu

The Go-Live

Ultra-lite plaid · Nachtblau / Milch

Wear it when the go-live is Saturday and the rollback plan is a Post-it.

The vendor says it "works on our system." The test plan says "we'll see." Reto is at his kid's unihockey tournament but "reachable." You bring the coffee, the laptop and the rollback.

Quick-dry plaid for 14-hour weekends. The chest pocket fits the USB stick that saves everyone.

Ultra-lite1 BrusttascheBrillentuch Rollback: in der Tasche
Farbe · Nachtblau / Milch
Grösse Noch offen
CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
Go-live am Samstig. D'Andere händ frei.
Go-live on Saturday. Everyone else has the day off.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
PikettDeadline
Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · BB-03

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · BB-03 OK
Material
Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht
ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt
Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten
Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege
Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe
Nachtblau / Milch
Grössen
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie
BB · Bürobüezer
Artikel
BB-03
Sitzige nötig
0
Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 105 g is ultra-light, for hot days and hot aisles. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • UrsReply-all

    Replying all to say: agree. Please remove me from this thread.

    Reply all · 154 recipients
  • RetoProject lead

    Added "The Go-Live" to the backlog. Ticket #4422. Status: basically done.

    Teams · 17:18
  • BeatExternal consultant

    I've placed this shirt in a 2×2 matrix. Top right. That will be CHF 240.

    Billed 1,5 h · CHF 360.–

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Passt dazue

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

It's always your week. You'll need more than one thing.

Wednesday, Due Friday: Original plaid, Nachtblau / Schiefer BB-01 Bestseller

Wednesday, Due Friday

Wear it when it's Wednesday, the project is due Friday, and the status report still says "green."

Bürobüezer · Original plaidCHF 89.–
Pikett Week: Ultra-lite plaid, Weiss / Hellblau BB-02

Pikett Week

Wear it when it's your on-call week. It's always your on-call week.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
Friday, 16:55: Ultra-lite short-sleeve, Schiefer / Silber BB-04

Friday, 16:55

Wear it when it's 16:55 on a Friday in July and an email titled "Quick one" just landed.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite short-sleeveCHF 89.–
The Data Migration: Ultra-lite plaid, Taubenblau / Grau BB-05

The Data Migration

Wear it when 2.4 million customer records move to the new system this weekend, and Beat made the mapping file.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
Grössentabelle · BB-03

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

GrösseBrust (cm)Länge (cm)Ärmel (cm)
S88–947463
M95–1017664
L102–1087865
XL109–1158066
XXL116–1228267

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

  1. Brust

    Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.

  2. Länge

    Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

  3. Ärmel

    Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.
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