BB · Bürobüezer SKU BB-04

Friday, 16:55

Ultra-lite short-sleeve · Schiefer / Silber

Wear it when it's 16:55 on a Friday in July and an email titled "Quick one" just landed.

Reto sent it from the lift. Attachment: 46 MB. By 16:58 his status says "Away," and by 17:20 he's at the Badi in Wollishofen, posting the lake. Urs replied all: "Thanks Reto, noted." Then he left too. The client wants it Monday at 08:00. You open the attachment.

A short-sleeve ultra-lite for July, when the air conditioning goes into Feierabig at 17:00 with everyone else. One chest pocket for the badge you'll need to get back in after 19:00. The built-in lens cloth is for 21:30, when the numbers start to blur and Reto's lake photo gets its 40th like.

KurzarmUltra-liteBrillentuch Quick one: 46 MB

Farbe · Schiefer / Silber

Grösse Noch offen

CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

Füf vor füfi. D'Andere sind i de Badi.

Five to five. The others are at the lake.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Deadline

Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · BB-04

Material: Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht: ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt: Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten: Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege: Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe: Schiefer / Silber
Grössen: S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie: BB · Bürobüezer
Artikel: BB-04
Sitzige nötig: 0

Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 105 g is ultra-light, for hot days and hot aisles. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

BeatExternal consultant

Strong piece. Next step: a workshop to define what "presentable" means for the organisation.
Billed 4 h · CHF 960.–
UrsReply-all

+1. Looping in the whole department for visibility.
Reply all · 276 recipients
RetoProject lead

I'd have picked the same shirt. I just didn't pick it.
Teams · 20:58

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · BB-04

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

Grösse	Brust (cm)	Länge (cm)
S	88–94	70
M	95–101	72
L	102–108	74
XL	109–115	76
XXL	116–122	78

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

Brust
Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.
Länge
Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

Friday, 16:55

What it's made of.

Spec sheet · BB-04

Wood, not oil.

A few percent of stretch.

ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert).

Wash, hang, done.

Regular oder Slim.

What the team said.

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

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