BB · Bürobüezer SKU BB-06

The Audit

Ultra-lite plaid · Weiss / Perlgrau

Wear it when the auditors arrive Monday at 08:00 and the documentation "exists, somewhere."

Reto says the process is "well established." It is established in Urs's head and in an Outlook folder from 2019 called "Wichtig." The shared drive is pure Chrüsimüsi. Patrick approved every purchase order by phone, so none of them are signed. The auditors from Zug want 140 samples. You spend Sunday turning folklore into a folder.

A white and pearl-grey micro-check that looks like a man with nothing to hide, because by Monday you don't. The chest pocket holds the pen that ticks off sample 140. Concealed collar snaps keep the collar exactly where it was when the lead auditor says "just one more question." The lens cloth is for the footnotes. You're the only one who reads them.

Ultra-liteMicro-checkKragen-Druckknöpfe Stichproben: 140 / 140

Farbe · Weiss / Perlgrau

Grösse Noch offen

CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

Doku? Isch im Urs sim Chopf.

Documentation? It's in Urs's head.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Deadline

Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · BB-06

Material: Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht: ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt: Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten: Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege: Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe: Weiss / Perlgrau
Grössen: S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie: BB · Bürobüezer
Artikel: BB-06
Sitzige nötig: 0

Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 105 g is ultra-light, for hot days and hot aisles. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

RetoProject lead

Looks great. I've booked a quick alignment about it. Thursday, 16:00.
Teams · 21:46
BeatExternal consultant

Before you commit, I'd suggest a three-month assessment of your current wardrobe.
Billed 2 h · CHF 480.–
PatrickProcurement

Supplier 14 has the same thing in nylon and in yellow. Ordered.
Quote 15 of 22 · the cheapest

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · BB-06

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

Grösse	Brust (cm)	Länge (cm)	Ärmel (cm)
S	88–94	74	63
M	95–101	76	64
L	102–108	78	65
XL	109–115	80	66
XXL	116–122	82	67

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

Brust
Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.
Länge
Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.
Ärmel
Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

The Audit

What it's made of.

Spec sheet · BB-06

Wood, not oil.

A few percent of stretch.

ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert).

Wash, hang, done.

Regular oder Slim.

What the team said.

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

Wednesday, Due Friday

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Friday, 16:55

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