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Wednesday, Due Friday: Original plaid, Nachtblau / Schiefer
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BB · Bürobüezer SKU BB-01 Bestseller

Wednesday, Due Friday

Original plaid · Nachtblau / Schiefer

Wear it when it's Wednesday, the project is due Friday, and the status report still says "green."

Reto has booked a "quick alignment" for Thursday at 16:00. Beat is "finalizing the framework." Urs replied all to say he's "aligned." Nobody has opened the file. You open the file.

Wrinkle-free Lyocell that looks the same at 23:40 on Wednesday as it does at 09:00 on Friday, when Reto presents your work as "a real team effort."

Ton-in-Ton-Karo2 PattentaschenMagnetverschluss File opened: 1×
Farbe · Nachtblau / Schiefer
Grösse Noch offen
CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
Status grüen. Datei no nie uufgmacht.
Status green. File never opened.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
Deadline
Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · BB-01

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · BB-01 OK
Material
Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht
ca. 135 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt
Regular, Slim oder Tall
Knitterverhalten
Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege
Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe
Nachtblau / Schiefer
Grössen
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie
BB · Bürobüezer
Artikel
BB-01
Sitzige nötig
0
Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 135 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 135 g is an everyday shirt weight. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular, Slim oder Tall.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • UrsReply-all

    Agree with Reto. Also agree with anyone who disagrees with Reto.

    Reply all · 407 recipients
  • PatrickProcurement

    Found one for CHF 11.90. Different shirt. Possibly a tablecloth.

    Quote 14 of 21 · the cheapest
  • BeatExternal consultant

    Before you commit, I'd suggest a three-month assessment of your current wardrobe.

    Billed 1,5 h · CHF 360.–

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Passt dazue

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

Due Friday. Status: green. You'll need more than one thing.

The Go-Live: Ultra-lite plaid, Nachtblau / Milch BB-03 Neu

The Go-Live

Wear it when the go-live is Saturday and the rollback plan is a Post-it.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
Friday, 16:55: Ultra-lite short-sleeve, Schiefer / Silber BB-04

Friday, 16:55

Wear it when it's 16:55 on a Friday in July and an email titled "Quick one" just landed.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite short-sleeveCHF 89.–
The Audit: Ultra-lite plaid, Weiss / Perlgrau BB-06

The Audit

Wear it when the auditors arrive Monday at 08:00 and the documentation "exists, somewhere."

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
The Excel Macro Nobody Understands: Ultra-lite plaid, Salbei / Weiss BB-07

The Excel Macro Nobody Understands

Wear it when payroll runs on a macro written in 2011 by a man who now lives in Ascona.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
Grössentabelle · BB-01

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

GrösseBrust (cm)Länge (cm)Ärmel (cm)
S88–947463
M95–1017664
L102–1087865
XL109–1158066
XXL116–1228267

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

  1. Brust

    Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.

  2. Länge

    Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

  3. Ärmel

    Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.
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