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The Board Presentation: Ultra-lite long-sleeve, Anthrazit
The Board Presentation: Ultra-lite long-sleeve, worn
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CB · Chefbüezer SKU CB-02

The Board Presentation

Ultra-lite long-sleeve · Anthrazit

Wear it when the board wants "the real numbers," and Reto's deck has 40 slides and none of them.

The deck was due Monday. It arrived Thursday night as FINAL_v7_neu_WIRKLICHFINAL.pptx. The charts don't add up and the logo is from 2019. You rebuild it on the train from Bern.

An anthracite long-sleeve that says "I own this" without a word. It stays wrinkle-free through the train, the lift, and the moment the chairman asks who did the analysis.

Ultra-liteLangarmBrillentuch Folien neu gebaut: 40
Farbe · Anthrazit
Grösse Noch offen
CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
FINAL_v7_neu.pptx. Ich mach's sälber.
I'll do it myself.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
Sitzig
Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · CB-02

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · CB-02 OK
Material
Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht
ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt
Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten
Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege
Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe
Anthrazit
Grössen
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie
CB · Chefbüezer
Artikel
CB-02
Sitzige nötig
0
Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 105 g is ultra-light, for hot days and hot aisles. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • UrsReply-all

    Fully aligned on Anthrazit.

    Reply all · 387 recipients
  • PatrickProcurement

    Supplier 14 has the same thing in nylon and in yellow. Ordered.

    Quote 15 of 32 · the cheapest
  • BeatExternal consultant

    I've placed this shirt in a 2×2 matrix. Top right. That will be CHF 240.

    Billed 4 h · CHF 960.–

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Passt dazue

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

Where Büez goes to die. You'll need more than one thing.

Monday Standup: Ultra-lite plaid, Doppelblau / Weiss BB-08

Monday Standup

Wear it when the 15-minute standup starts at 09:00 and ends at 09:55.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
The Vendor Demo: Original plaid, Sand / Schiefer BB-11

The Vendor Demo

Wear it when procurement signed the contract the day before the demo.

Bürobüezer · Original plaidCHF 89.–
The Smartest Man in the Room: Field polo, Tannegrüen CB-01 Bestseller

The Smartest Man in the Room

Wear it when you walk into a room full of people who read the summary, and you read the whole thing.

Chefbüezer · Field poloCHF 79.–
The Steering Committee: Field polo, Schieferblau CB-06

The Steering Committee

Wear it when the steering committee meets for the ninth time to decide whether to decide.

Chefbüezer · Field poloCHF 79.–
Grössentabelle · CB-02

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

GrösseBrust (cm)Länge (cm)Ärmel (cm)
S88–947463
M95–1017664
L102–1087865
XL109–1158066
XXL116–1228267

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

  1. Brust

    Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.

  2. Länge

    Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

  3. Ärmel

    Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.
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