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BB · Bürobüezer SKU BB-08

Monday Standup

Ultra-lite plaid · Doppelblau / Weiss

Wear it when the 15-minute standup starts at 09:00 and ends at 09:55.

Everyone stands, which was the whole idea. Reto shares his screen and scrolls the Jira board for eleven minutes, looking for his own ticket. Urs reports "no blockers" and "no progress," in that order. Beat dials in from the train, camera off, to say "from my side, all good." You gave your update at 09:02: done, done, starting the next one. Then you stood through the rest of the Sitzig.

A fine double-blue ultra-lite for 55 minutes on your feet under office LEDs. The collar snaps keep the collar crisp from your update at 09:02 to Reto's "one last thing" at 09:51. The chest pocket holds the marker you use to move your own card to Done. Nobody else touches the board.

Ultra-liteKragen-DruckknöpfeBrusttasche Standup: 55 min
Farbe · Doppelblau / Weiss
Grösse Noch offen
CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
Füfzäh Minute, hät's gheisse.
Fifteen minutes, they said.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · BB-08

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · BB-08 OK
Material
Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht
ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt
Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten
Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege
Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe
Doppelblau / Weiss
Grössen
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie
BB · Bürobüezer
Artikel
BB-08
Sitzige nötig
0
Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 105 g is ultra-light, for hot days and hot aisles. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • UrsReply-all

    Fully aligned on Doppelblau / Weiss.

    Reply all · 275 recipients
  • PatrickProcurement

    I ordered 40 in size S. They were cheaper.

    Quote 8 of 32 · the cheapest
  • BeatExternal consultant

    105 g/m². I'd have benchmarked that against eleven peers. Slide 38.

    Billed 0,5 h · CHF 120.–

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · BB-08

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

GrösseBrust (cm)Länge (cm)Ärmel (cm)
S88–947463
M95–1017664
L102–1087865
XL109–1158066
XXL116–1228267

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

  1. Brust

    Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.

  2. Länge

    Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

  3. Ärmel

    Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

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