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The Smartest Man in the Room: Field polo, Tannegrüen
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CB · Chefbüezer SKU CB-01 Bestseller

The Smartest Man in the Room

Field polo · Tannegrüen

Wear it when you walk into a room full of people who read the summary, and you read the whole thing.

Beat brought 84 slides. Reto brought a "high-level view." The CFO brought questions. You brought the answer, the appendix, and the one number nobody checked.

A technical piqué polo that stays sharp under fluorescent light and through long silences. You won't need to raise your voice. When you speak, the room goes quiet, mostly because they're trying to keep up.

Field poloKragenstäbchenBrusttasche Appendix gelesen: ja
Farbe · Tannegrüen
Grösse Noch offen
CHF 79.– EUR 85,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 41.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
De Gschiidscht im Ruum. Wie immer.
The smartest in the room. As always.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
Sitzig
Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · CB-01

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · CB-01 OK
Material
Lyocell / Polyester (Zielwert)
Gewicht
ca. 180 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt
Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten
Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege
Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe
Tannegrüen
Grössen
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie
CB · Chefbüezer
Artikel
CB-01
Sitzige nötig
0
Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Polyester

The part that keeps its shape.

Blended in for structure and quick drying. It is why the shirt still looks like a shirt at the end of a long day.

Gewicht

ca. 180 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 180 g is a substantial polo knit. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • RetoProject lead

    Can you wear it to my meeting as well? I'll be reachable. Just not there.

    Teams · 18:59
  • BeatExternal consultant

    Strong piece. Next step: a workshop to define what "presentable" means for the organisation.

    Billed 4 h · CHF 960.–
  • UrsReply-all

    Replying all to say: agree. Please remove me from this thread.

    Reply all · 353 recipients

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Passt dazue

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

Where Büez goes to die. You'll need more than one thing.

Monday Standup: Ultra-lite plaid, Doppelblau / Weiss BB-08

Monday Standup

Wear it when the 15-minute standup starts at 09:00 and ends at 09:55.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
The Vendor Demo: Original plaid, Sand / Schiefer BB-11

The Vendor Demo

Wear it when procurement signed the contract the day before the demo.

Bürobüezer · Original plaidCHF 89.–
The Board Presentation: Ultra-lite long-sleeve, Anthrazit CB-02

The Board Presentation

Wear it when the board wants "the real numbers," and Reto's deck has 40 slides and none of them.

Chefbüezer · Ultra-lite long-sleeveCHF 89.–
The Steering Committee: Field polo, Schieferblau CB-06

The Steering Committee

Wear it when the steering committee meets for the ninth time to decide whether to decide.

Chefbüezer · Field poloCHF 79.–
Grössentabelle · CB-01

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

GrösseBrust (cm)Länge (cm)
S88–9470
M95–10172
L102–10874
XL109–11576
XXL116–12278

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

  1. Brust

    Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.

  2. Länge

    Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.
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