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CB · Chefbüezer SKU CB-06

The Steering Committee

Field polo · Schieferblau

Wear it when the steering committee meets for the ninth time to decide whether to decide.

Agenda item 1: approve the minutes of the last meeting, which approved the minutes of the one before. Beat presents a traffic-light slide on which everything is amber, at CHF 240 an hour. Reto proposes a sub-committee. Urs asks to be added to the distribution list. The project is 14 weeks late and needs exactly one decision. You make it, write it into the minutes and close the item. The Sitzig ends 50 minutes early. Nobody knows what to do with the time.

A slate blue field polo with angular yoke seams, the only clean lines in the whole governance structure. Collar stays keep the collar straight through "let's not rush this." The chest pocket holds the minutes. You wrote them, and for the first time in nine meetings they contain a decision.

Field poloPasse-NähteKragenstäbchen Entscheide: 1 (deiner)
Farbe · Schieferblau
Grösse Noch offen
CHF 79.– EUR 85,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 41.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
Steering Committee. Gsteuert hät niemer.
Steering committee. Nobody steered.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · CB-06

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · CB-06 OK
Material
Lyocell / Polyester (Zielwert)
Gewicht
ca. 180 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt
Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten
Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege
Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe
Schieferblau
Grössen
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie
CB · Chefbüezer
Artikel
CB-06
Sitzige nötig
0
Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Polyester

The part that keeps its shape.

Blended in for structure and quick drying. It is why the shirt still looks like a shirt at the end of a long day.

Gewicht

ca. 180 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 180 g is a substantial polo knit. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • UrsReply-all

    Agree.

    Reply all · 224 recipients
  • RetoProject lead

    Looks great. I've booked a quick alignment about it. Thursday, 16:00.

    Teams · 20:25
  • BeatExternal consultant

    I've placed this polo in a 2×2 matrix. Top right. That will be CHF 240.

    Billed 1,5 h · CHF 360.–

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · CB-06

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

GrösseBrust (cm)Länge (cm)
S88–9470
M95–10172
L102–10874
XL109–11576
XXL116–12278

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

  1. Brust

    Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.

  2. Länge

    Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

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