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The Vendor Demo: Original plaid, Sand / Schiefer
BB · Bürobüezer SKU BB-11

The Vendor Demo

Original plaid · Sand / Schiefer

Wear it when procurement signed the contract the day before the demo.

Patrick picked it because it was CHF 1,900 cheaper than the good one. The sales guy flew in from Munich, plugged into the beamer and showed a dashboard full of sample data from a bakery chain in Ohio. Reto asked if it "integrates with everything." The sales guy said "absolutely." The demo ran through Znüni. You ask for the API documentation. Silence. You write the integration yourself.

Sand and slate, the colours of a man who has sat through 40 demos and believed none of them. The two flap pockets hold the contract, the SLA and the page with the exit clause, folded twice, and the magnets keep them shut. Concealed snaps keep the collar calm through the sentence "that's on the roadmap for Q3."

2 PattentaschenMagnetverschlussFensterkaro Roadmap: Q3, irgendwann
Farbe · Sand / Schiefer
Grösse Noch offen
CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
Bi ihm lauft's. Bi üs nöd.
Works on his laptop. Not on ours.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
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Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
SitzigReorg
Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · BB-11

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · BB-11 OK
Material
Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht
ca. 135 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt
Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten
Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege
Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe
Sand / Schiefer
Grössen
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie
BB · Bürobüezer
Artikel
BB-11
Sitzige nötig
0
Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 135 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 135 g is an everyday shirt weight. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • PatrickProcurement

    I ordered 40 in size S. They were cheaper.

    Quote 5 of 29 · the cheapest
  • RetoProject lead

    Added "The Vendor Demo" to the backlog. Ticket #4254. Status: basically done.

    Teams · 20:41
  • UrsReply-all

    Fully aligned on Sand / Schiefer.

    Reply all · 289 recipients

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Passt dazue

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

Where Büez goes to die. You'll need more than one thing.

The Excel Macro Nobody Understands: Ultra-lite plaid, Salbei / Weiss BB-07

The Excel Macro Nobody Understands

Wear it when payroll runs on a macro written in 2011 by a man who now lives in Ascona.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
Monday Standup: Ultra-lite plaid, Doppelblau / Weiss BB-08

Monday Standup

Wear it when the 15-minute standup starts at 09:00 and ends at 09:55.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
The Handover From the Guy Who Quit: Original plaid, Salbei / Milch BB-10

The Handover From the Guy Who Quit

Wear it when your colleague quit, and his handover fits on one page with room to spare.

Bürobüezer · Original plaidCHF 89.–
The Smartest Man in the Room: Field polo, Tannegrüen CB-01 Bestseller

The Smartest Man in the Room

Wear it when you walk into a room full of people who read the summary, and you read the whole thing.

Chefbüezer · Field poloCHF 79.–
Grössentabelle · BB-11

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

GrösseBrust (cm)Länge (cm)Ärmel (cm)
S88–947463
M95–1017664
L102–1087865
XL109–1158066
XXL116–1228267

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

  1. Brust

    Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.

  2. Länge

    Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

  3. Ärmel

    Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.
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