Procurement Ordered the Wrong Part: Two-hand carabiner multi-tool, S30V, Titan, gestrahlt

UR · Uusrüschtig SKU UR-01

Procurement Ordered the Wrong Part

Two-hand carabiner multi-tool, S30V · Titan, gestrahlt

Wear it when the part arrives in 14 layers of plastic, and it's the wrong part.

Patrick from procurement chose the cheapest supplier again. The replacement ships in six weeks.

Titanium carabiner frame, S30V blade, bottle opener and a lifetime warranty. It opens every box Patrick ever sent you, including the second wrong one. It clips to your belt, because you'll be driving to the supplier yourself.

CPM S30VTitan Grade 5Zweihand Garantie: lebenslang (geplant)

Farbe · Titan, gestrahlt

GrösseEinheitsgrösse

One size. Fits any pocket, including the one where other men keep their excuses.

CHF 189.– EUR 199,00 · inkl. MwSt.

Free shipping. You're already above CHF 120.–

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

Patrick hät bstellt. Ich hol's sälber.

Patrick ordered it. I'll go pick it up myself.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Reorg Baustell

Stahl · Steel

Steel, titanium, and the fine print.

What the numbers on the spec sheet mean, and what they don't.

Spec sheet · UR-01

Klinge: CPM S30V (Zielstahl)
Griff: Titan Ti-6Al-4V, Grade 5 (Ziel)
Oberfläche: Gestrahlt
Öffnung: Zweihand, manuell. Kein Einhandmesser.
Arretierung: In Entwicklung
Extras: Karabiner, Flaschenöffner. Nicht zum Klettern.
Härte: 58–61 HRC (Zielwert)
Masse: Klingenlänge, Gewicht: in Prüfung
Garantie: Lebenslang (geplant)
Farbe: Titan, gestrahlt
Grösse: Einheitsgrösse
Linie: UR · Uusrüschtig
Artikel: UR-01
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CPM S30V

A steel made for knives.

A powder-metallurgy stainless steel from Crucible, developed together with knifemakers. Vanadium carbides hold the edge, around 14 % chromium keeps rust away. Harder to sharpen than a soft kitchen steel, so use diamond or ceramic.

Titan

Ti-6Al-4V.

The titanium alloy used for aircraft parts and implants. About 40 % lighter than steel for the same volume, and it does not rust. It picks up a patina of scratches, which is how you can tell it's been used.

Garantie

For as long as you own it. Planned.

The plan: defects in material and workmanship are covered. The final terms are written before launch and will be in the AGB. Prying, throwing, losing it, and lending it to Patrick will not be defects.

Pflege

Dry, oiled, sharp.

Wipe it dry after use, a drop of oil on the pivot now and then, sharpen at a steady angle. Not in the dishwasher.

Unterwegs

Carry rules differ by country.

Switzerland, Germany and Austria regulate knives differently, and the rules change. Germany, for example, restricts carrying locking one-hand knives in public without a legitimate reason such as work (§ 42a WaffG). Check where you are before you travel.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

RetoProject lead

Please add "Procurement Ordered the Wrong Part" to the asset register. I'll open a ticket. Basically done.
Teams · 18:32
BeatExternal consultant

I've drafted a box-opening governance model. 23 slides.
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UrsReply-all

Agree. Also, has anyone seen my letter opener?
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