CB · Chefbüezer SKU CB-03

The Reorg

Field polo · Nachtblau

Wear it when HR announces the third "new strategic direction" this year.

New org chart, new boxes, new dotted lines. The same three people still do all the work, and two of them just quit.

A polo for the man who doesn't need a box on a chart to be the one everyone calls. The collar holds its shape even when the org chart doesn't.

Field poloDrei-Knopf-LeisteKragenstäbchen Organigramm: irrelevant

Farbe · Nachtblau

Grösse Noch offen

CHF 79.– EUR 85,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 41.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

Neus Organigramm. Di glich Büez. Bi mir.

New org chart. Same work. Mine.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Reorg

Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · CB-03

Material: Lyocell / Polyester (Zielwert)
Gewicht: ca. 180 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt: Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten: Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege: Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe: Nachtblau
Grössen: S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie: CB · Chefbüezer
Artikel: CB-03
Sitzige nötig: 0

Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Polyester

The part that keeps its shape.

Blended in for structure and quick drying. It is why the shirt still looks like a shirt at the end of a long day.

Gewicht

ca. 180 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 180 g is a substantial polo knit. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

PatrickProcurement

CHF 79.– is above budget. Can we get it without the fabric?
Quote 8 of 27 · the cheapest
BeatExternal consultant

Before you commit, I'd suggest a three-month assessment of your current wardrobe.
Billed 4 h · CHF 960.–
UrsReply-all

+1. Looping in the whole department for visibility.
Reply all · 219 recipients

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · CB-03

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

Grösse	Brust (cm)	Länge (cm)
S	88–94	70
M	95–101	72
L	102–108	74
XL	109–115	76
XXL	116–122	78

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

Brust
Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.
Länge
Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

The Reorg

What it's made of.

Spec sheet · CB-03

Wood, not oil.

The part that keeps its shape.

ca. 180 g/m² (Zielwert).

Wash, hang, done.

Regular oder Slim.

What the team said.

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

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