BB · Bürobüezer SKU BB-10

The Handover From the Guy Who Quit

Original plaid · Salbei / Milch

Wear it when your colleague quit, and his handover fits on one page with room to spare.

Marco gave notice in March, took his holidays and spent his last week "documenting" between Apéros. Uebergabe_Marco.docx is one page. Point 1: "Servers: ask Thomas." Thomas left in 2023. Point 2: "Passwords: in the usual place." There is no usual place. Reto calls it "a clean handover." You find the passwords taped under the keyboard and the servers in a broom cupboard in Dübendorf.

A sage and milch original plaid with two flap pockets: one for the cupboard key, one for the badge that still says Marco. The flaps close with magnets, so nothing falls out while you're on your knees between a mop and a rack server. The concealed collar snaps keep you presentable when HR asks if you could "also take over his projects, for now."

2 PattentaschenMagnetverschlussKragen-Druckknöpfe Übergabe: 1 Seite

Farbe · Salbei / Milch

Grösse Noch offen

CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

Frög de Thomas. De Thomas isch au weg.

Ask Thomas. Thomas left too.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Reorg

Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · BB-10

Material: Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht: ca. 135 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt: Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten: Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege: Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe: Salbei / Milch
Grössen: S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie: BB · Bürobüezer
Artikel: BB-10
Sitzige nötig: 0

Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 135 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 135 g is an everyday shirt weight. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

BeatExternal consultant

I've placed this shirt in a 2×2 matrix. Top right. That will be CHF 240.
Billed 0,5 h · CHF 120.–
PatrickProcurement

Supplier 14 has the same thing in nylon and in yellow. Ordered.
Quote 3 of 28 · the cheapest
RetoProject lead

Salbei / Milch? Bold. Let's circle back after the reorg.
Teams · 18:34

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · BB-10

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

Grösse	Brust (cm)	Länge (cm)	Ärmel (cm)
S	88–94	74	63
M	95–101	76	64
L	102–108	78	65
XL	109–115	80	66
XXL	116–122	82	67

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

Brust
Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.
Länge
Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.
Ärmel
Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

The Handover From the Guy Who Quit

What it's made of.

Spec sheet · BB-10

Wood, not oil.

A few percent of stretch.

ca. 135 g/m² (Zielwert).

Wash, hang, done.

Regular oder Slim.

What the team said.

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

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