UR · Uusrüschtig SKU UR-09

The Conference Badges

Two-hand mini utility knife, N690 · Titan, matt

Wear it when registration opens at 08:00 and the 240 name badges arrived as uncut A3 sheets.

The customer conference opens at 08:00 in the Kursaal in Bern. The agency delivered 240 name badges, printed on A3 and not cut. Reto asks whether badges are "really necessary." Urs has been looking for scissors since 07:20. Beat is rehearsing his keynote in the toilets. At 07:55 the badges are cut, sorted and on the table, in alphabetical order.

A two-hand mini utility knife: Böhler N690 blade target, matte titanium handle, nail nick. Small enough for the shirt pocket next to the pen nobody gives back. Run it along a straight edge and it does 240 badges before the coffee is ready. The straight edge was Beat's ring binder. He hasn't noticed.

Böhler N690MiniZweihand Schere gesucht seit: 07:20

Farbe · Titan, matt

GrösseEinheitsgrösse

One size. Fits any pocket, including the one where other men keep their excuses.

CHF 139.– EUR 149,00 · inkl. MwSt.

Free shipping. You're already above CHF 120.–

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

240 Namensschilder. Kei Schär.

240 name badges. No scissors.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Sitzig Deadline

Stahl · Steel

Steel, titanium, and the fine print.

What the numbers on the spec sheet mean, and what they don't.

Spec sheet · UR-09

Klinge: Böhler N690 (Zielstahl)
Griff: Titan Ti-6Al-4V, Grade 5 (Ziel)
Oberfläche: Matt
Öffnung: Zweihand, Nagelhau. Kein Einhandmesser.
Arretierung: In Entwicklung
Härte: 58–60 HRC (Zielwert)
Masse: Klingenlänge, Gewicht: in Prüfung
Garantie: Lebenslang (geplant)
Farbe: Titan, matt
Grösse: Einheitsgrösse
Linie: UR · Uusrüschtig
Artikel: UR-09
Sitzige nötig: 0

Böhler N690

The European classic.

A conventional stainless steel with a little cobalt, from Böhler in Austria. Easy to sharpen in the field, good corrosion resistance, used in a lot of European knives.

Titan

Ti-6Al-4V.

The titanium alloy used for aircraft parts and implants. About 40 % lighter than steel for the same volume, and it does not rust. It picks up a patina of scratches, which is how you can tell it's been used.

Garantie

For as long as you own it. Planned.

The plan: defects in material and workmanship are covered. The final terms are written before launch and will be in the AGB. Prying, throwing, losing it, and lending it to Patrick will not be defects.

Pflege

Dry, oiled, sharp.

Wipe it dry after use, a drop of oil on the pivot now and then, sharpen at a steady angle. Not in the dishwasher.

Unterwegs

Carry rules differ by country.

Switzerland, Germany and Austria regulate knives differently, and the rules change. Germany, for example, restricts carrying locking one-hand knives in public without a legitimate reason such as work (§ 42a WaffG). Check where you are before you travel.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

PatrickProcurement

Supplier B has a knife for CHF 4.50. It's a spoon, but close.
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BeatExternal consultant

I've prepared 84 slides. You've prepared the answer. Let's combine.
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UrsReply-all

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