UR · Uusrüschtig SKU UR-33

The Office Move

Assembly gloves, cut level A · Anthrazit / Schwarz

Wear it when the reorg moves 60 people two floors up and "everyone packs their own desk."

The reorg moves 60 people from floor 3 to floor 5. Facilities sent a 22-page moving guide. Reto labelled one box "Reto, fragile." Urs asked in the all-hands whether plants count as furniture. Beat billed the seating plan. By Friday at 17:00 you've carried 31 monitors and reconnected every docking station.

Assembly gloves with a nitrile palm for grip on monitor edges and box corners, pre-curved fingers, and a cut level A target for the sheet-metal cable ducts under the desks. Anthracite and black, so nobody sees the dust. Nobody sees who carried the monitors, either.

EN 388 (Ziel)Schnitt A (Ziel)Nitril-Griff Monitore getragen: 31

Farbe · Anthrazit / Schwarz

Grösse · EN ISO 21420 Noch offen

CHF 14.– EUR 16,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 106.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

Alli zügled. Ich träg.

Everyone's moving. I'm carrying.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Reorg

Norm · Standard

The standard, in plain words.

What the standard on the spec sheet actually tests. Shorter than the PDF, longer than Reto read. The certificate and the EU declaration of conformity ship with the product.

Spec sheet · UR-33

Norm: EN 388:2016+A1:2018, EN ISO 21420:2020 (Zielnormen)
Schnittschutz: Stufe A nach ISO 13997 (Ziel)
EN-388-Code: folgt nach Prüfung
Beschichtung: Nitril-Handfläche (Ziel)
Passform: Vorgeformte Finger
Farbe: Anthrazit / Schwarz
Grössen: 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Linie: UR · Uusrüschtig
Artikel: UR-33
Sitzige nötig: 0

EN 388

Gloves against mechanical risks.

Abrasion, cut, tear and puncture, each tested and scored. Since the 2016 revision, the letter at the end (ISO 13997, A to F) is the cut score that counts.

2020

This glove's code, decoded.

Read left to right:

2Abrasion · 2 of 4
0Cut, coup test · 0 of 5
2Tear · 2 of 4
0Puncture · 0 of 4

Wichtig

Cut-resistant is not cut-proof.

It buys you margin against sharp edges and broken glass. Keep hands away from moving blades, whatever the label says.

EN ISO 21420

Sizes, standardised.

Glove size follows hand circumference: 8 is about 20 cm, 9 about 23 cm, 10 about 25 cm, 11 about 28 cm. The size guide has the full table.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

UrsReply-all

Agree that someone should handle it.
Reply all · 320 recipients
PatrickProcurement

Ordered one glove. The pair was over budget.
Quote 11 of 26 · the cheapest
RetoProject lead

I'll hand it over properly. There's a folder called "Diverses."
Teams · 22:08

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · UR-33

Measure your hand.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

Grösse	Handumfang (cm)	Handlänge (cm)
8	20,3	18,2
9	22,9	19,2
10	25,4	20,4
11	27,9	21,5

Glove sizes follow EN ISO 21420. Between two sizes, take the smaller one for grip and dexterity.

Umfang
Around the palm of your working hand, just below the knuckles, thumb excluded.
Länge
From the crease of the wrist to the tip of the middle finger.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

The Office Move

The standard, in plain words.

Spec sheet · UR-33

Gloves against mechanical risks.

This glove's code, decoded.

Cut-resistant is not cut-proof.

Sizes, standardised.

What the team said.

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

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