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The Jackhammer Upstairs

Corded foam earplugs · Signalrot / Anthrazit

Wear it when the renovation upstairs starts at 07:00 and Beat booked the room below for "Deep Focus."

Floor 5 is being renovated "in phases," so the business stays "fully operational." The jackhammer starts at 07:00. Reto works from home "until it calms down." Beat has booked the meeting room directly below for a full-day workshop called "Deep Focus." You hand out earplugs at 08:55 and finish the deck before Zmittag.

Corded foam earplugs in signal red and anthracite, so you find them on the desk and at the bottom of your bag. They aim for SNR 35 dB and only get there if they sit right: roll, insert, hold. It says so in the leaflet. Read it. Nobody else will.

SNR 35 dB (Ziel)EN 352-2 (Ziel)Mit Kordel Deep Focus: 0 min
Farbe · Signalrot / Anthrazit
GrösseEinheitsgrösse

One size. Fits every ear on the team, including the ones that never listen.

CHF 9.– EUR 12,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 111.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
Deep Focus. Mit Presslufthammer.
Deep focus. With a jackhammer.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
Norm · Standard

The standard, in plain words.

What the standard on the spec sheet actually tests. Shorter than the PDF, longer than Reto read. The certificate and the EU declaration of conformity ship with the product.

Spec sheet · UR-43

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Norm
EN 352-2:2020 (Zielnorm)
Dämmung
SNR 35 dB (Zielwert, passformabhängig)
Bauart
Einweg-Schaumstöpsel mit Kordel
Material
PU-Schaum (Ziel)
Inhalt
Packungsgrösse folgt
Farbe
Signalrot / Anthrazit
Grösse
Einheitsgrösse
Linie
UR · Uusrüschtig
Artikel
UR-43
Sitzige nötig
0
EN 352

Hearing protectors.

Part 1 is earmuffs, part 2 earplugs, part 3 earmuffs that mount on a hard hat. The SNR is the average attenuation measured in the lab, in decibels.

SNR 35

Lab value, not a promise.

35 dB is the average attenuation measured in the lab. On the job, fit, long hair and the arms of your safety glasses reduce it, so plan with less.

80 / 85 dB(A)

When it is required.

Under the EU noise directive, employers must provide hearing protection from a daily exposure of 80 dB(A), and it must be worn from 85 dB(A). In Switzerland, Suva sets the rules.

Zu viel

More is not always better.

You should still hear warnings, reversing alarms and your name. Unless Reto is the one saying it.

Einsetzen

Roll, pull, hold.

Roll the foam thin, pull the ear up and back with the other hand, insert, and hold for about 30 seconds while it expands. Badly fitted plugs protect a lot less. Disposable means one pair, then the bin.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • PatrickProcurement

    Earplugs from the bulk order: CHF 0.03 a pair. Used, but bulk.

    Quote 13 of 22 · the cheapest
  • RetoProject lead

    Can you take them off for the two-hour sync? It's important.

    Teams · 18:29
  • BeatExternal consultant

    I've prepared 84 slides. You've prepared the answer. Let's combine.

    Billed 2 h · CHF 480.–

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

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