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BB · Bürobüezer SKU BB-12 Neu

The Phishing Test

Original plaid · Blau / Weiss

Wear it when IT security sends a test email offering a "free Znüni voucher."

Beat sold the test to management for CHF 9,800. The email came from znueni-gratis.ch.ru. Reto clicked it twice, the second time "to check." Urs forwarded it to the whole company, asking "Is this legit?" Patrick entered his credit card, then filed an expense claim for the voucher. 38 of 40 clicked. You reported it at 07:12, then spent the afternoon at 38 desks explaining what a domain is.

A blue and white check for the one man in the building who looks at the sender. Two flap pockets with magnetic closures: one for your badge, one for the list of 38 names. The collar snaps keep you sharp for the all-hands where Reto presents "our security culture." It's you. You're the security culture.

2 PattentaschenMagnetverschlussVichy-Karo Klicks: 38 / 40
Farbe · Blau / Weiss
Grösse Noch offen
CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
38 vo 40 händ druf klickt. Ich nöd.
38 out of 40 clicked. Not me.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · BB-12

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · BB-12 OK
Material
Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht
ca. 135 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt
Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten
Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege
Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe
Blau / Weiss
Grössen
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie
BB · Bürobüezer
Artikel
BB-12
Sitzige nötig
0
Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 135 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 135 g is an everyday shirt weight. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • PatrickProcurement

    Supplier 14 has the same thing in nylon and in yellow. Ordered.

    Quote 15 of 30 · the cheapest
  • BeatExternal consultant

    Strong piece. Next step: a workshop to define what "presentable" means for the organisation.

    Billed 4 h · CHF 960.–
  • UrsReply-all

    Agree with Reto. Also agree with anyone who disagrees with Reto.

    Reply all · 336 recipients

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · BB-12

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

GrösseBrust (cm)Länge (cm)Ärmel (cm)
S88–947463
M95–1017664
L102–1087865
XL109–1158066
XXL116–1228267

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

  1. Brust

    Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.

  2. Länge

    Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

  3. Ärmel

    Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

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