Unboxing Day: Two-hand carabiner multi-tool, MagnaCut, Titan, matt

UR · Uusrüschtig SKU UR-07

Unboxing Day

Two-hand carabiner multi-tool, MagnaCut · Titan, matt

Wear it when 36 new laptops are stacked in reception and the rollout plan says "IT will coordinate."

Thirty-six new laptops arrive at 08:00, each in a box, in a bag, in foam, in another bag. The rollout plan says "IT will coordinate." Reto posts a photo of the stack on the intranet: "Exciting times." Urs replies all to ask whether the boxes go in paper or cardboard recycling, and 180 people now know his position on cardboard. You have all 36 open by Znüni.

A two-hand carabiner multi-tool with a CPM MagnaCut blade target, the steel knife people argue about online, in matte Grade 5 titanium. Tape, foam, shrink-wrap and the bag inside the bag: it goes through all of it, then clips back on your belt before anyone asks you to "just quickly" set up their docking station.

CPM MagnaCutTitan Grade 5Zweihand Kartons offen bis Znüni: 36

Farbe · Titan, matt

GrösseEinheitsgrösse

One size. Fits any pocket, including the one where other men keep their excuses.

CHF 279.– EUR 289,00 · inkl. MwSt.

Free shipping. You're already above CHF 120.–

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

36 Kartong. Eine macht's uf.

36 boxes. One guy opens them.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Deadline

Stahl · Steel

Steel, titanium, and the fine print.

What the numbers on the spec sheet mean, and what they don't.

Spec sheet · UR-07

Klinge: CPM MagnaCut (Zielstahl)
Griff: Titan Ti-6Al-4V, Grade 5 (Ziel)
Oberfläche: Matt
Öffnung: Zweihand, manuell. Kein Einhandmesser.
Arretierung: In Entwicklung
Extras: Karabiner, Flaschenöffner. Nicht zum Klettern.
Härte: 61–63 HRC (Zielwert)
Masse: Klingenlänge, Gewicht: in Prüfung
Garantie: Lebenslang (geplant)
Farbe: Titan, matt
Grösse: Einheitsgrösse
Linie: UR · Uusrüschtig
Artikel: UR-07
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CPM MagnaCut

Tough and stainless.

Introduced in 2021 by metallurgist Larrin Thomas with Crucible. It avoids chromium carbides, which lets it be tough and stainless at the same time. Rare combination. Like a project lead who delivers.

Titan

Ti-6Al-4V.

The titanium alloy used for aircraft parts and implants. About 40 % lighter than steel for the same volume, and it does not rust. It picks up a patina of scratches, which is how you can tell it's been used.

Garantie

For as long as you own it. Planned.

The plan: defects in material and workmanship are covered. The final terms are written before launch and will be in the AGB. Prying, throwing, losing it, and lending it to Patrick will not be defects.

Pflege

Dry, oiled, sharp.

Wipe it dry after use, a drop of oil on the pivot now and then, sharpen at a steady angle. Not in the dishwasher.

Unterwegs

Carry rules differ by country.

Switzerland, Germany and Austria regulate knives differently, and the rules change. Germany, for example, restricts carrying locking one-hand knives in public without a legitimate reason such as work (§ 42a WaffG). Check where you are before you travel.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

PatrickProcurement

Ordered the replacement part. Wrong part again. You'll need the knife for the packaging.
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RetoProject lead

Please add "Unboxing Day" to the asset register. I'll open a ticket. Basically done.
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