The Delivery That Came Early: Two-hand carabiner multi-tool, MagnaCut, Titan, Dunkelgrau PVD

UR · Uusrüschtig SKU UR-10 Neu

The Delivery That Came Early

Two-hand carabiner multi-tool, MagnaCut · Titan, Dunkelgrau PVD

Wear it when the delivery booked for Thursday arrives on Tuesday at 06:10.

Booked for Thursday. Arrived Tuesday, 06:10, because the one time a supplier is early is the one time nobody is there. Patrick's out-of-office says "back Wednesday." Reto is "in transit," which means asleep. The driver has 20 minutes, two pallets and two kilometres of stretch film. You were there at 06:00. You always are.

Our top carabiner multi-tool: CPM MagnaCut blade target, Grade 5 titanium, dark-grey PVD finish target. Two hands to open, one signature at 06:11. Darker than the others, like your mood on Wednesday when Patrick asks whether "it arrived okay."

CPM MagnaCutPVDZweihand Unterschrieben: 06:11

Farbe · Titan, Dunkelgrau PVD

GrösseEinheitsgrösse

One size. Fits any pocket, including the one where other men keep their excuses.

CHF 299.– EUR 309,00 · inkl. MwSt.

Free shipping. You're already above CHF 120.–

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

Zwei Täg z'früe. Und nume ich da.

Two days early. And only me here.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Baustell Reorg

Stahl · Steel

Steel, titanium, and the fine print.

What the numbers on the spec sheet mean, and what they don't.

Spec sheet · UR-10

Klinge: CPM MagnaCut (Zielstahl)
Griff: Titan Ti-6Al-4V, Grade 5 (Ziel)
Oberfläche: PVD dunkelgrau (Ziel)
Öffnung: Zweihand, manuell. Kein Einhandmesser.
Arretierung: In Entwicklung
Extras: Karabiner, Flaschenöffner. Nicht zum Klettern.
Härte: 61–63 HRC (Zielwert)
Masse: Klingenlänge, Gewicht: in Prüfung
Garantie: Lebenslang (geplant)
Farbe: Titan, Dunkelgrau PVD
Grösse: Einheitsgrösse
Linie: UR · Uusrüschtig
Artikel: UR-10
Sitzige nötig: 0

CPM MagnaCut

Tough and stainless.

Introduced in 2021 by metallurgist Larrin Thomas with Crucible. It avoids chromium carbides, which lets it be tough and stainless at the same time. Rare combination. Like a project lead who delivers.

Titan

Ti-6Al-4V.

The titanium alloy used for aircraft parts and implants. About 40 % lighter than steel for the same volume, and it does not rust. It picks up a patina of scratches, which is how you can tell it's been used.

Garantie

For as long as you own it. Planned.

The plan: defects in material and workmanship are covered. The final terms are written before launch and will be in the AGB. Prying, throwing, losing it, and lending it to Patrick will not be defects.

Pflege

Dry, oiled, sharp.

Wipe it dry after use, a drop of oil on the pivot now and then, sharpen at a steady angle. Not in the dishwasher.

Unterwegs

Carry rules differ by country.

Switzerland, Germany and Austria regulate knives differently, and the rules change. Germany, for example, restricts carrying locking one-hand knives in public without a legitimate reason such as work (§ 42a WaffG). Check where you are before you travel.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

UrsReply-all

Reply all: who took the scissors from the third floor.
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PatrickProcurement

The subcontractor was the cheapest. He's on his way.
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BeatExternal consultant

I'd recommend outsourcing the box-opening. I know a firm.
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