BB · Bürobüezer SKU BB-09

Change Freeze

Ultra-lite plaid · Hellblau / Grau

Wear it when the change freeze starts on the 20th of December and Urs has a "tiny fix."

The freeze email went out on the 1st. Urs replied all to confirm he would "fully respect the freeze," then pushed his tiny fix to prod on the 22nd at 17:45. The webshop now sells every Christmas tree for CHF 0.00. Reto is in Lenzerheide with "limited connection." The change board is also in Lenzerheide. Urs has verbockt it. You roll it back at 18:20, before the first tree ships.

A pale blue plaid that also comes in Tall, for the man who has to reach the top of every rack. It's light enough for the server room and has enough collar for the 07:00 call with the CIO. The lens cloth is for the 17 dashboards you'll be watching until Stephanstag.

Ultra-liteAuch in TallBrillentuch Christbaum: CHF 0.00

Farbe · Hellblau / Grau

Grösse Noch offen

CHF 89.– EUR 95,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 31.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door

Change Freeze. Usser em Urs.

Change freeze. Except for Urs.

VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.

GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.

Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.

Situation

Pikett

Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · BB-09

Material: Lyocell-Mischung mit Elasthan (Zielwert)
Gewicht: ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt: Regular, Slim oder Tall
Knitterverhalten: Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege: Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe: Hellblau / Grau
Grössen: S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie: BB · Bürobüezer
Artikel: BB-09
Sitzige nötig: 0

Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Elasthan

A few percent of stretch.

For reaching the top rack, the back of the server, or the item nobody else on the team will reach for.

Gewicht

ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 105 g is ultra-light, for hot days and hot aisles. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular, Slim oder Tall.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

UrsReply-all

Replying all to say: agree. Please remove me from this thread.
Reply all · 308 recipients
PatrickProcurement

CHF 89.– is above budget. Can we get it without the fabric?
Quote 7 of 22 · the cheapest
RetoProject lead

Great initiative. I'll mention it in the steering committee as a team effort.
Teams · 17:46

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Grössentabelle · BB-09

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

Grösse	Brust (cm)	Länge (cm)	Ärmel (cm)
S	88–94	74	63
M	95–101	76	64
L	102–108	78	65
XL	109–115	80	66
XXL	116–122	82	67

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

Brust
Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.
Länge
Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.
Ärmel
Garment sleeve, from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.

Change Freeze

What it's made of.

Spec sheet · BB-09

Wood, not oil.

A few percent of stretch.

ca. 105 g/m² (Zielwert).

Wash, hang, done.

Regular, Slim oder Tall.

What the team said.

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

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