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The Budget Meeting: Field polo, Blau / Taubenblau gestreift
CB · Chefbüezer SKU CB-07

The Budget Meeting

Field polo · Blau / Taubenblau gestreift

Wear it when finance wants a 12 % cut across the board, and "the board" means your team.

Patrick proposes saving CHF 40,000 with a cheaper supplier for the part that already breaks. Reto suggests cutting the training budget, all CHF 3,000 of it. Nobody mentions the line item "Strategic Support (Beat), CHF 186,000." You bring a one-page spreadsheet, find the 12 % in the consulting budget and keep your two best Büezer.

A fine blue stripe: the only straight line in the budget. A field polo with a three-button placket and collar stays, so the collar stays up while the numbers go down. The chest pocket fits your spreadsheet, folded once. It's the only document in the meeting with a total at the bottom.

Field poloFeine StreifenKragenstäbchen Beratung: −12 %
Farbe · Blau / Taubenblau gestreift
Grösse Noch offen
CHF 79.– EUR 85,00 · inkl. MwSt.

CHF 41.– more and shipping is free. The only free lunch in this economy.

Post it Schwiizerdütsch · for X, Teams, the fridge door
Spare? Zerscht bim Beat.
Cutting costs? Start with Beat.
VersandShips in 1–2 days. Faster than your ticket gets assigned.
GratisFree from CHF 120.–. The only free lunch in this economy.
Retoure30 days. One form. No meeting.
Situation
ReorgSitzig
Stoff · Fabric

What it's made of.

The short version, for the man who reads the whole label.

Spec sheet · CB-07

GEPRÜEFT · 0 SITZIGE · 100 % CHRAMPF · CB-07 OK
Material
Lyocell / Polyester (Zielwert)
Gewicht
ca. 180 g/m² (Zielwert)
Schnitt
Regular oder Slim
Knitterverhalten
Pflegeleicht. Ziel: bügelfrei (Test ausstehend)
Pflege
Ziel: 30 °C, aufhängen, fertig. Etikett folgt.
Farbe
Blau / Taubenblau gestreift
Grössen
S · M · L · XL · XXL
Linie
CB · Chefbüezer
Artikel
CB-07
Sitzige nötig
0
Lyocell

Wood, not oil.

Lyocell is a cellulose fibre spun from wood pulp. The solvent runs in a closed loop and almost all of it is recovered. The fibre is smooth, cool to the touch and takes up moisture well, which matters in the hot aisle and in the third hour of a Sitzig.

Polyester

The part that keeps its shape.

Blended in for structure and quick drying. It is why the shirt still looks like a shirt at the end of a long day.

Gewicht

ca. 180 g/m² (Zielwert).

Fabric weight per square metre. 180 g is a substantial polo knit. Under 120 g counts as ultra-light, 200 g and up as flannel.

Pflege

Wash, hang, done.

Up to 40 °C on a gentle cycle, inside out, then on a hanger. Skip the hot tumble dryer: cellulose fibres last longer without it. If you must iron, low to medium heat. You won't need to.

Schnitt

Regular oder Slim.

Cut close from shoulder to hem. Made to be worn tucked in at the wedding and untucked at the after-party you end up organising.

Concept specs for the presentation. Every number on this page gets tested and documented before launch. Somebody has to.

Team-Feedback · fiktiv

What the team said.

Three colleagues, zero contributions. Collected so you don't have to sit through it.

  • PatrickProcurement

    Supplier 14 has the same thing in nylon and in yellow. Ordered.

    Quote 3 of 29 · the cheapest
  • RetoProject lead

    I'd have picked the same polo. I just didn't pick it.

    Teams · 18:17
  • BeatExternal consultant

    I've placed this polo in a 2×2 matrix. Top right. That will be CHF 240.

    Billed 4 h · CHF 960.–

Reto, Beat, Urs and Patrick are the fictional Chrampfe cast, not customers. Any resemblance to your team is your team's problem.

Passt dazue

Same situation. Same team. Same outcome.

New org chart. Same three people. You'll need more than one thing.

The Excel Macro Nobody Understands: Ultra-lite plaid, Salbei / Weiss BB-07

The Excel Macro Nobody Understands

Wear it when payroll runs on a macro written in 2011 by a man who now lives in Ascona.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
Monday Standup: Ultra-lite plaid, Doppelblau / Weiss BB-08

Monday Standup

Wear it when the 15-minute standup starts at 09:00 and ends at 09:55.

Bürobüezer · Ultra-lite plaidCHF 89.–
The Handover From the Guy Who Quit: Original plaid, Salbei / Milch BB-10

The Handover From the Guy Who Quit

Wear it when your colleague quit, and his handover fits on one page with room to spare.

Bürobüezer · Original plaidCHF 89.–
The Vendor Demo: Original plaid, Sand / Schiefer BB-11

The Vendor Demo

Wear it when procurement signed the contract the day before the demo.

Bürobüezer · Original plaidCHF 89.–
Grössentabelle · CB-07

Measure yourself.

Nobody on your team is going to do it for you.

GrösseBrust (cm)Länge (cm)
S88–9470
M95–10172
L102–10874
XL109–11576
XXL116–12278

Slim fit: cut close all the way down. Between two sizes, take the bigger one. Apéro is included in the measurements.

  1. Brust

    Tape under the armpits, around the widest part of the chest. Breathe normally. This is not a performance review.

  2. Länge

    Garment length, measured on the shirt from the base of the collar at the back to the hem.

Still between two sizes? Order both. 30 days. One form. No meeting.
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